Holy Humour
A priest, a minister and a rabbi are discussing how they get paid out of the weekly contributions made by their congregants.
The priest says,” I draw a line on the ground and throw the funds in the air. What falls to one side of the line is God’s. What falls to the other is mine.” The minister says, “I do sort of the same. I draw a circle. What falls inside the circle is God’s, outside is mine.”
The rabbi says, “I throw the money in the air, too. What God wants, he takes. What falls to the ground is mine.”
Sunday Quote
“God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.”
The Sunday Joke
A priest invites his rabbi friend to join him in the confession booth. A penitent enters on the other side, saying, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned this week.”
“Very well,” the priest replies. “Say three Hail Mary’s and put $5 in the collection box.”
The next penitent says, “Bless me father, for I have sinned three times this week.”
“Very well,” the priest says. “Say three Hail Mary’s and put $10 in the collection box.”
At this point, the priest feels the call of nature. “Why don’t you take over for me while I’m in the loo?” he tells his rabbi friend. “You see how it works. Nobody will know the difference.”
Soon another penitent enters the booth. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned twice this week,” she says.
“Go back and sin again,” the rabbi instructs her. “We’ve got a special this week: three sins for $10!”
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