HOLY HUMOUR
Patience for Dear Mother
Billy had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. “Fine”, said the pleased mother. “If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you.” “Oh, I didn’t ask Him to help me not misbehave,” said Johnny. “I asked Him to help you put up with me.”
Sunday Quote.
Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn’t belong. – Msgr. Joseph P. Dooley.
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery next door.
SUNDAY JOKE
Nut
A newly ordained pastor, in the first days of his first call, was attempting to console the widow of an eccentric man who had just died. Standing before the open casket, the nervous young pastor said, “I realize this must be a very hard blow for you, Mrs. Johnson. Just try to remember that what we see before us is only the husk, the shell of your dear husband–the nut has gone to heaven.”
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