Holy Humour
The nut is in heaven!
A newly-ordained pastor, in the first days of his first call, was attempting to console the widow of an eccentric man who had just died. Standing before the open casket, the nervous young pastor said, “I realize this must be a very hard blow for you, Madam. Just try to remember that what we see before us is only the husk, the shell of your dear husband–the nut has gone to heaven.”
Sunday Quote
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. – Blaise Pascal
Sunday Joke
I am Jesus
A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says, “Dude, I’m Jesus Christ!” And the priest says, “No son, you’re not.” So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!” Then the priest says, “No son, you’re not.” Finally, the drunk had enough and said, “Here, I’ll prove it.” He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re back AGAIN?”
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