Holy Humour
Uplift
A man walks into the woman’s section of a department store and tells the sales clerk he wants to buy a bra for his wife. “What type of bra?” asks the clerk. “Type?” inquires the man, “there’s more than one type?” She nods her head and informs him, “There are three types: the Catholic, the Salvation Army, and the Baptist. Which one do you want?” Still confused the man asks, “What’s the difference?” The clerk responds, “It’s really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses; the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.”
Sunday Quote
“Religion. It’s given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.” – Jon Stewart
The Sunday Joke
Who Makes the Coffee?
Married couple arguing about who should make the coffee.
The wife said that in the Bible it says that men should make the coffee. The husband asked her where it said that. The wife opened the Bible and said: “Right here in HEBREWS!”
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