Holy Humour
Naked Truth
A pastor visited his church members one afternoon.
At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even when the pastor knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote ‘Revelation 3:20’ on the back and stuck it on the front door.
‘Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me.’ (Rev 3:20)
After the next church service, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the pastor’s note was scribbled ‘Genesis 3:10’.
‘I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked, and I hid myself. (Gen 3:10)
Sunday Quote
“To prevent Truth decay, read your Bible daily!”
The Sunday Joke
Kite
The pope was trying to fly a kite but without any success. It kept crashing back to earth.
One of his aides, a lovely young nun, tried to help him: “You need a piece of tail!” she yelled.
The pope looked back at her crossly: “Make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!”
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