HOLY HUMOUR
No Excuses
The night clerk at the hotel was surprised to see a guest walking down the corridor in his underwear.
“What are you doing?” the clerk called out. When he got no response, he shouted, “HEY! YOU!”
Looking startled, the man replied: “I’m sorry, I’m a somnambulist.”
“I don’t care what denomination you belong to”, said the clerk, “You can’t go wandering around the hotel like this.”
Sunday Quote.
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.”– Clarence Darrow
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
The service will close with “Little Drops Of Water.” One of the ladies will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.
SUNDAY JOKE
Endurance
After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons.
“Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God!” The pastor was thrilled. “No-one has ever said anything like that about my preaching before. Tell me why.”
“Well,” the parishioner began, “it reminded me of the Peace of God because it passed all understanding and the Love of God because it endured forever!”
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