HOLY HUMOUR
Do Not Disturb
After the third time that the father told his son and daughter to be quiet in church, the daughter pouted and asked, “Why do we have to be quiet in church?”
Her brother quickly chimed in, “Because people are sleeping!”
Sunday Quote.
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means. – George Bernard Shaw
Religious Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many Pentecostals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 25. One to screw in the new lamp. Two dozen to bind the powers of darkness.
SUNDAY JOKE
A Rib
Adam was sitting in his garden and he called on God.
“God, I’m lonely. Is there anything you can do to help me.”
God said, “Well I can create someone that will cook for you, clean, love and respect you. Be there for you, and do everything you ask.”
Adam wonders, “What will I have to do?”
God says, “It will cost you an arm and a leg.”
Adam says, “What can I get for a rib?”
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