HOLY HUMOUR
Taste of Hell
Fond of spicy food, the pastor kept a jar of pure, hot horseradish on his kitchen table. One evening an unsuspecting dinner guest took a big spoonful of the stuff and was taken aback.
When he finally regained the ability to speak, he gasped, “I’ve heard ministers preach hellfire before, but you’re the first one who passed out samples!”
Sunday Quote.
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.”– Dale Carnegie
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
SUNDAY JOKE
The Blessing
A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say grace when she opened the casserole dish that her thrifty husband had prepared from countless refrigerator leftovers. “I don’t know,” she said dubiously. “It seems to me that we’ve blessed all this stuff before.”
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