Sunday Humour on Pride Magazine Nigeria

HOLY HUMOUR

Change comes from within.

The Buddhist approached the hotdog vender and asked, “Make me one, with everything.”

When he received lunch, he handed the vender a $20 bill and waited, and waited, and waited, until he had run out of patience.

“What about my change?” the Buddhist said.

The hotdog vender smiled: “Change comes from within.”

Sunday Quote.

“Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why its called the present.” — Alice Morse Earle

Actual Announcement from Church Bulletins

All singles are invited to join us Friday at 7 p.m. for the annual Christmas Sing-alone.

SUNDAY JOKE     

Off to the movies.

The Sunday school teacher was just finishing a lesson on honesty. “Do you know where children go if they don’t put their money in the collection plate?” the teacher asked.

“Yes ma’am,” a boy blurted out. “They go to the movies.”

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