HOLY HUMOUR
Obituary
Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else.
For many, many years as a part of this church Someone Else did far more than a normal person’s share of the work. Whenever there was a job to do, a class to teach, or a meeting to attend, everybody said, “Let Someone Else do it.” Whenever leadership was mentioned, this wonderful person was looked to for inspiration as well as results; “Someone Else can work with that group.”
It was common knowledge that Someone Else was among the most generous givers. Whenever there was a financial need, everyone assumed Someone Else would make up the difference.
Now Someone Else is gone! We wonder what we are going to do. Someone Else left a wonderful example to follow, but who is going to follow it? Who is going to do the things Someone Else did?
Rest in the Lord Someone Else. You have played your part.
So we should all remember when we are asked to help from now on that we can’t depend on Someone Else anymore.
Sunday Quote.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. -Winston S. Churchill
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletins
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
SUNDAY JOKE
3 Days Stay.
Two doctors and a Health Management Organisation
(HMO) manager are in line at the Heaven’s Gates. The first tells St. Peter, “As a pediatrician, I helped thousands of children.” St. Peter lets him enter.
The second says, “I was the lead doctor in a free health clinic in the poorest section of my city.” St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, “I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care.”
“You may enter,” said St. Peter, adding, “But you can stay only for three days. After that, you can go to hell.”
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