HOLY HUMOUR
Remote Control
Mrs. John was fumbling in her purse for her offering when a large television remote fell out and clattered into the aisle.
The curious usher bent over to retrieve it for her and whispered, “Do you always carry your TV remote to church?”
“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come with me this morning, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”
Sunday Quote.
God recycles. He made you from dust.
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
SUNDAY JOKE
Baby Sitter
A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.
One of the children replied: “The couldn’t get a baby sitter.”
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