HOLY HUMOUR
Meeting Jonah
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of travelling for her business so she did a lot of flying. However, flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped her relax. On one of her flights, she was sitting next to a man and when he say her pull out her Bible he gave a wry smile and went back to what he was doing. After awhile he turned to her and asked, “ You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?” The lady replied, “Of course I do. It is the Bible.”
He said, “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?”
She replied, “Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.
He asked, “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?”
The lady said, “Well. I don’t really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him.”
“What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically.
“Then you can ask him!” replied the lady.
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SUNDAY JOKE
Repaint!
A painter was hired to paint the exterior of a church. His practice was to thin the paint so that he could make a lager profit. As he was painting the church a torrential rain began to fall and it washed all of paint off. Then, as quickly as the rain began, it ended and the sun came out.
As the painter gazed skyward, he heard a voice from above saying, “Repaint! Go, and thin no more.”
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