HOLY HUMOUR
Wake Up Call
Pastor Riley was in the middle of his sermon when he noticed a man had fallen asleep with his head on his wife’s shoulder.
“Wake up your husband,” Pastor Riley snapped.
The wife smiled and replied, “You put him to sleep. You wake him up.”
Sunday Quote.
Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him.
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door of the church.
SUNDAY JOKE
Look He’s Alive!
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?
Michael said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.”
Peter said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in the lives of people.”
Henry said, “I’d like the to say, ‘Look! He’s moving!’”
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