HOLY HUMOUR
Poor Preacher
The church council met to discuss the pastor’s compensation package for the coming year. After the meeting the chair of council told the pastor: “We are very sorry, Pastor, but we decided that we cannot give you a raise next year.”
“But you must give me a raise,” said the pastor. “I am but a poor preacher!”
“l know,” the council chair said. “We hear you every Sunday.”
Sunday Quote.
Church Notice: “Trust in God, but lock your car”.
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance. Jean will be leading a weight management series Wednesday nights. She uses the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
SUNDAY JOKE
You be Jesus
The pastor was preparing pancakes for her young sons when the boys began arguing over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
“If Jesus were sitting here,” she told them, “he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’”
The younger boy turned to his brother and said, “You be Jesus.”
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