HOLY HUMOUR
Encore
“I’m a millionaire,” the boastful parishioner testified, “and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I can still remember the turning point in my faith, like it was yesterday:
I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night. The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I had only a dollar bill and had to either give it all to God’s work or nothing at all. So at that moment I decided to give all I had to God. I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today.”
The congregation applauded, and as he took his seat a little old lady rose and said, “I dare you to do it again!”
Sunday Quote.
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
The Rev. Brown spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
SUNDAY JOKE
Poor Sermon
A preacher’s little boy inquired, “ Daddy, I notice every Sunday morning when you first come out to preach, you sit up on the platform and bow our head. What are you doing?”
The father explained, “ I’m asking the Lord to give me a good sermon.”
“Then why doesn’t he?” asked the boy.
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