HOLY HUMOUR
Throw up
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?”
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence. “I think I’d throw up.”
Sunday Quote.
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”– Elbert Hubbard
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
SUNDAY JOKE
Bored
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service.
The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger.
“You misunderstood,” the minister said. “This is a meeting of board members.”
“I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, then I’d like to meet him.”
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