HOLY HUMOUR
Only a mistake.
The self-centered woman knelt in the confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”
“What is it, child?”
“Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself that I am the most beautiful woman who ever walked the face of the earth.”
The priest turned, took a good look at the woman and said, “My dear, I have good news. That isn’t a sin – it’s only a mistake.”
Sunday Quote.
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste
Religious Light Bulb Joke
How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
SUNDAY JOKE
The Out-of-this-World Cup
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about the outcome of a recent World Cup soccer game. Satan proposed they settle the argument by hosting their own championship but insisted that the match be played on neutral ground between the select team from the heavenly host and his own handpicked boys. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all the good players and the best coaches.” “I know, and that’s all right,” Satan answered unperturbed. “We’ve got all the referees.”
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