HOLY HUMOUR
Eviction from Heaven.
Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
Johnny asked his mom, “Where’d he come from?”
“He came from heaven, Johnny.”
Johnny responded: “Wow! I can see why they threw him out!”
Sunday Quote.
It ain’t those parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. –Mark Twain
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
This being a Sunday in Easter, we will ask Mr. Smith to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
SUNDAY JOKE
Tiger Woods
Jesus and Moses are golfing.
Jesus says, “Watch this drive. It’ll be just like Tiger Woods.” He hits the ball and it lands in the lake.
Moses says, “I’ll get it.” He goes down to the lake, parts the water and retrieves the ball.
“Okay,” Jesus says, “This time, it WILL be just like Tiger Woods.” He hits the ball and again, it lands in the lake. Moses goes down, parts the lake and retrieves the ball.
“Third time is a charm,” Jesus says. “Watch, just like Tiger Woods.” And for the third time he hits the ball into the lake.
Moses says, “This time, you can get it yourself!”
As Jesus is down walking on the water looking for the ball, a crowd has formed. One guy says, “Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?”
“No,” Moses says. “He thinks he’s Tiger Woods.”
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