HOLY HUMOUR
Killer Cabbage
Pastor Andrews’ wife called and asked him to pick up some organic cabbage for that night’s dinner on his way home. He arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic cabbage before finally asking the produce clerk where he might find some. The young clerk seemed confused by the pastor’s request, so the Pastor said: “Look, this cabbage is for my wife. All I need to know is whether it’s been sprayed with poisonous chemicals.” The visibly horrified clerk replied, “No, Reverend, you will have to do that yourself.”
Sunday Quote.
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. – Garrison Keillor
Actual Announcement from Church Bulletin
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”
SUNDAY JOKE
60 Minutes per Session
Feeling overworked and overwhelmed just a month after taking a new position; the junior pastor accused his superior of misleading him about the workload. “I specifically asked whether the hours were long, and you said no,” the furious pastor griped. ”They aren’t long at all,” said the dodgy senior pastor with a smile.” Just the standard 60 minutes apiece!”
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