HOLY HUMOUR
God’s right hand.
Little Philip was walking home in the rain with his mother following Sunday worship. It finally stopped raining as they rounded the corner, where to their surprise and delight appeared a vivid double rainbow in the sky.
“Doesn’t it look like an artist painted this rainbow?” his mother exclaimed. “I bet God painted this just for you!”
“Yes,” replied Philip, “God did it, and he did it left handed.”
Confused, his mother asked him, “What makes you say God did this with his left hand?”
“Well,” said Philip, “we learned in Sunday School that Jesus sits on God’s right hand.”
Sunday Quote.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. – Bill Murray
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SUNDAY JOKE
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After the wedding, the little ring bearer asked his father, “How many brides can the groom marry?”
“One,” his father said. “Why do you ask?”
Because the priest said he could marry sixteen,” the boy said, puzzled.
“How’d you come up with that?” his father asked.
“Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it up, like the priest said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.”
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