There’s something unmistakably unique about being Nigerian. It’s not just the green passport or the rich mix of languages and ethnicities. Sometimes, you don’t even need to say a word before someone can tell you’re Nigerian. From the way we walk and talk to how we handle everyday situations, here are five tell-tale signs that scream “Naija” without uttering a single word.
1. The Signature ‘Hiss’
Ask any Nigerian and they’ll confirm that the “sucking of teeth” is an unofficial national language. It’s expressive, universal and speaks volumes without a syllable. Whether you’re irritated, unimpressed or just trying to get someone’s attention, the hiss does the job every time. It’s the Nigerian equivalent of a full sentence.
2. Turning up the volume when arguing on the phone
You could be in a public space, at work or even abroad, and somehow the volume of your voice increases tenfold during phone arguments. It’s not about being aggressive, it’s about making your point clear. Nigerians are passionate communicators and the decibels reflect the fire behind our words.
3. Carrying a plastic bag of other plastic bags
If you grew up in a Nigerian home, you know that one plastic bag under the sink holds about twenty more. It’s practical and sustainable. Why buy bin liners when Indomie and Shoprite bags will do the trick? That little stash is a rite of passage for every Nigerian household.
4. The magical ability to sense ‘Better Food’ at a party
You walk into an event and immediately know which cooler holds the best jollof rice. You don’t ask, you just know. Whether it’s mummy’s friend who brought small chops or aunty from Warri with the pepper soup, your internal GPS leads you straight to the good stuff. It’s an inherited skill, passed from generation to generation.
5. Using ‘Sorry’ for everything
Someone stubs their toe. You say “sorry.” A stranger drops their phone. You say “sorry.” It’s not that you caused it, but Nigerians have a deeply empathetic culture. Saying “sorry” is our way of acknowledging distress, no matter how minor. It’s less about fault and more about shared humanity.
Being Nigerian goes far beyond borders or birthplace. It’s an identity lived out loud, with flair, pride and a dash of drama. It’s in your blood.