Pregnant women are delicate and should be treated as such. There are some things you should never say to them knowing their condition. This includes:
1. Are you hungry again?
Yes, she is hungry again… let her be. She might eat like a horse, sleep like a log and snore like a truck driver – it is okay?
2. How many times are you going to pee?
Don’t take it out on her uterus, if you could have put it in your belly. Allow your pregnant wife to pee as many times without questioning.
3. Why are you emotional?
During pregnancy, her hormones are all wired up and you should expect that she would get emotional about everything.
4. Did you just fart?
You would never ask a woman that question, let alone a pregnant one. For your information… Women don’t fart! They do however, release ” tiny puffs of glitter that sound like a unicorn’s laughter and smell like flowers”.
5. Can’t see Mrs XYZ gave birth to a baby and is looking hot
Never make comparisons. The grass is always greener on the other side. You never can tell what Mrs XYZ did to achieve that feat. Stay on your lane.
6. This pregnancy is hard on me too
Like seriously? Are you also getting nightmares thinking about the scars and stretch marks that pregnancy will leave on your body? You are probably just mentally tired. But your wife is going through mental, emotional and physical stress! So don’t say this.
7. I just heard a good pregnancy joke
This is not the time to make jokes, your pregnant wife might be touchy. Think twice before you crack jokes; especially poop jokes.