LAUGH QUOTE Mondays are the terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life. WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION QUESTION: Are you mad?! WISE GUY: No, just eccentric MARRIED LIFE YOU MONKEY! A man kills a monkey and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little boy screamed to his sister, “Don’t eat it. It’s a Monkey!” BACK SEAT DRIVER Junior…
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Our Fathers were fishermen so we learnt to fish. Local boys from the riverine swimming in brine. Far from the urban centres made of roads and sophisticated people who sip wine. Yet our lives were happy and full of joy with our small fishing boat as our common toy. For in this community setting we learnt to share, we learnt to care even though exquisite clothes we did not wear. As kids, short nickers we often wore but it had nothing to do with the fact we were poor and yet an infinite wealth of happiness was deposited in our…
A debonair gentleman is someone who acts in a sophisticated and appealing way, often described as STYLISH, CONFIDENT and CHARMING. These adjectives are at the very core of the debonair gentleman, defining his lifestyle and conduct. We have christened these three tenets as the “Debonair Pyramid”. Style: There is a particular reason why style is at the top of the pyramid, and this is captured in the aphorism, “the way you dress is the way you would be addressed.” Being a debonair gentleman already connotes a type of style – sophistication. Sophistication is often associated with suits and tuxedos, but…
LAUGH QUOTE Don’t be racist, be like Super Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican. WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION QUESTION: River Niger flows in which state? WISE GUY: Liquid. DATING JOKE Pregnant Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed… My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc. NOT THAT OLD! After a long and serious operation, Mary ended up in a coma. Try as they might, the doctors just couldn’t bring her out of it. When her husband Edward came into the intensive care unit…
HOLY HUMOUR. The new and improved lite church Does it seem to you that churches these days just expect too much from their congregation? Well before you remember that Jesus told us to pick up our cross and follow Him daily, read the following announcement. Has the heaviness of you old fashioned church got you weighted down? Try us! We are the New and Improved Lite Church of the Living God. Studies have shown we have 24% fewer commitments than other churches. We are the home of the 7.5% tithe. We promise 40-minute worship services, with 10-minute sermons. Next Sunday’s…
LAUGH QUOTE All divorces start with the words Let’s get married. WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION QUESTION: Why are you so quiet? WISE GUY: I am listening to the voices in my head. TEACHER AND STUDENT BRIGHT SPARK The teacher asks the children: Everyone who thinks he is not so bright should please stand up. After a while Peter stands up and the teacher asks: Peter, why did you stand up? Peter: Well you know, ma, I felt it was not right for you to be the only one standing. BUSINESS JOKE Not so Dumb Blonde A blonde and a lawyer are…
Pride Magazine Nigeria (PNG): Who is Cynthia Nwaru? Cynthia Nwaru (CN): The most interesting woman of the Millennium. PNG: Please tell us a bit about your educational and professional background? CN: I’ve always been piqued about how brands communicate with their audience. I was also very tech savvy as a child. This led me to signing up for a computer science major at the American University of Nigeria which I quickly ditched for an Information Systems major which is mostly concerned about solutions driven by technology in a way I liked and understood. I added an advertising minor to complement my curiosity…
LAUGH QUOTE Relationship starts with Can we talk? And ends with We need to talk. WISE GUYS ANSWER TO STUPID QUESTION QUESTION: Excuse me sir, is this the end of the line? WISE GUY: No, it’s the front, we’re all standing backward! TEACHER AND STUDENT Quantum physics Two students talk: – What are you reading? – Quantum physics theory book. – but why are you reading it upside-down? – It makes no difference anyway. DATING JOKE In the morning – Honey, would you like me to bring coffee to the bed? – No, darling, I will come to have breakfast with…
By BIMBOLA AMAO I should turn in my article every Wednesday though it gets published on Fridays. But this is Friday morning and I am struggling with my different drafts, notebooks and laptop. I am simply uninspired to follow through a draft and make it worth reading. There is that temptation to text the publisher with a ‘fine excuse’ for not writing. But I want to be able to look back in December 2018 and have at least 60 articles with my bye-line. Sometimes, most times, I feel really lazy and unmotivated but the goal is not to be on…
Once upon a time, in a country called Nigeria, in its capital city Abuja, the seat of the government with well-laid streets and neighbourhoods, a young and dashing man of 25 called Allen set eyes a beautiful damsel in one of those tree-lined suburbs. For him, it was love at first sight. The young man beheld the apple of his eyes from a distance –she really was a beauty to behold. His heart began to race; he was smitten. Her dress on that day was modest and elegant, in the style favoured by maidens from the northern part of the…