So you want some funny openers to kickstart conversation with a girl you want to chat up? Here are a few pointers.
P.S. Don’t blame us if she slaps your face and walks away.
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· Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man. · Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them. · Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout! · You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. · If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. · You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection! · Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! · I was wondering if you had an extra heart, mine seems to have been stolen. · There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look. · I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U? · Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. · Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes. · There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms. · I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February. |
- I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on
- I’m sorry; I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
- They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
| · Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. |
- I’m not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
- Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
- My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
- Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
- Most people like to watch the Olympics; because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
- I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
- I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
- I’m not staring at your boobs. I’m staring at your heart.
- Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
- Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
- Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
- I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
- You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
- My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.