Laugh Quote
“Sometimes I wish I were an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.” – Anonymous
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: You look bored.
Wise Guy: Don’t be so hard on yourself.
Corny Chat Up Line
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Teacher And Student
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
Business Joke
Out to get me.
Sam walks into his boss’s office and says ‘Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.’
After a few minutes of haggling, the boss finally agrees to a 5% raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave. ‘By the way,’ asks the boss, ‘Which three companies are after you?’
The electric company, water company, and phone company!’
Cutting Comment
“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”
Married Life
Temporary Insanity
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body.
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