Laugh Quote
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. – Katherine Gaskin-
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: You look bored.
Wise Guy: This is my rapt face.
Corny Chat Up Line
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I’ll be your man.
Teacher And Student
Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?
Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!
Business Joke
Light Bulb
Question: How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: None – they’ve automated it!
Cutting Comment
Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
Married Life
Perfect Shot
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Finally, his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long?
Hit the damn ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, man,” says his partner.
“You’ll never hit her from here.”
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