Laugh Quote
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”
Steven Wright
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Are you mad?
Wise Guy: Why, what have you done?
Corny Chat Up Line
Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Business Joke
New Location
A new small business was opening and one of the owner’s friends arranged for flowers to be sent to mark the occasion and wish the owner luck.
The flowers duly arrived at the new business site and the business owner read the accompanying card to find it said, “Rest in Peace”.
The business owner rang his friend and told him what the card read. The friend was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said, “Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should consider this… somewhere there’s a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, ‘Congratulations on your new location.'”
Cutting Comment
“I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and don’t want to see your ugly mug every day.”
Married Life
Bruising
A woman comes to see a doctor, with bumps and bruising all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her up.
The doctor says in surprise: “I thought your husband was out of town.”
Woman: “So did I.”
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