Laugh Quote
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Don’t you know that all you have to do to lose weight is eat less and exercise more and you’ll lose weight?
Wise Guy: Right, and all you have to do is click your heels together and say “there’s no place like home” and you’ll be there.
Corny Chat Up Line
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.
Racing Against You
A hungry lion is chasing a scientist and a philosopher. The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, “It’s no good trying to outrun it. It’s catching up!” The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, “I’m not trying to outrun the lion, I’m trying to outrun you!”
Cutting Comment
“People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.”
Married Life
Nothing
Man: what you have prepared to eat today?
Wife: Nothing
Man: But you did nothing yesterday
Wife: I made it for two days.
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