Laugh Quote
Life is too short for chess. – Henry James Byron
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Seems like you don’t know how to have fun. Do you?
Wise Guy: I didn’t know “fun” was a synonym for “loud.”
Corny Chat Up Line
You look so familiar … didn’t we take a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
Business Joke
A very successful businessman went to visit his new son-in-law. He said to him, “I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family. To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn how everything works.”
The son-in-law said, “That’s very kind of you but I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”
“Oh, I see,” said the father-in-law. “In that case, you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations there.”
“That’s very kind of you but I hate office work too,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk in an office all day, every day.”
“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law who was getting a little annoyed now. “I just made you half-owner of a huge money-making organization, but you don’t like factories and you won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?”
“Easy,” said the young man. “Buy me out.”
Cutting Comment
“A good listener is usually thinking about something else.” –
Married Life
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “What’s wrong, why are you so down today?”. The man said, “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she would not talk to me for a month”. The bartender said, “So what’s wrong with that”? The man said, “Well the month is up tonight”.
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