Laugh Quote
I think… therefore I’m a single man!
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Is that yours???
Wise Guy: No, I just like showing off my friend’s things.
Teacher And Student
Big disappointment
The 10th-grade teacher asks Jessica: “What part of the human body increases to 10 times its normal size when excited?”
Jessica responds: “That’s disgusting! I don’t have to answer that question!”
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: “That’s easy…the pupil of the eye.”
“That’s correct, Johnny. Very good!”
And turning to Jessica, she says: “I’ve three things to say to you, young lady… first, you didn’t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you’re in for a big disappointment!”
Corny Chat Up Line
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Business Joke
No words
I got fired at work today.
My boss said my communication skills were awful.
I didn’t know what to say to that.
Cutting Comment
“When ideas fail, words come in very handy.” – Goethe
Married Life
All your rejects
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator.” Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn’t wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the colour didn’t suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don’t fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, “Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?” “And so, here we are!”
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