Laugh Quote
Love is free, but the diapers are expensive…
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Don’t you know that being fat is unhealthy?
Wise Guy: My fat body is amazing and requires no justification. Your rudeness, on the other hand, is inexcusable.
Corny Chat Up Line
Smoking is hazardous to one’s health… and baby, you’re killing me!
Business Joke
Risen from the dead
My boss asked me today, “Do you believe in life after death and the supernatural?”
I replied, “Yes, I think so.”
“I thought you would,” he said. “Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she phoned up to talk to you.”
Cutting Comment
If only common sense were more common. – Unknown
Married Life
Uncomplicated single life
On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Joseph was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us, Joseph, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?”
Joseph responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”
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