Laugh Quote
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”– A. A. Milne
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Is that yours???
Wise Guy: No, I just like showing off my friend’s things.
Teacher And Student
A college economics professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his student. “And who is known as the father of modern economics?” the professor asked. “I don’t know,” the student said. “Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr Wilson, you would know,” said the professor. “That’s not true,” the student replied. “I never pay attention anyway!”
Corny Chat Up Line
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!
Business Joke
Do you know who’s on the line?
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
“Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responded: “You fool; you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No” replied the trainee.
“It’s the Managing Director of the company, you idiot”
The trainee shouted back: “And do you know who you are talking to, you idiot?”
“No!” replied the Managing Director angrily.
“Thank God!” Replied the trainee and kept the phone down
Cutting Comment
“When ideas fail, words come in very handy.” – Goethe
Married Life
Going up – Growing up
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
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