Relax And Laugh
Laugh Quote
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”– Zig Ziglar
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Do you need to eat that?
Wise Guy: Yes, because dealing with your rudeness is depleting my glycogen stores at an alarming rate
Teacher And Student
Counting the years.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhi was four years old
Corny Chat Up Line
If I were a stoplight, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Business Joke
Missing thermometer
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer
tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the day’s activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
He grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims: “Damn, some asshole has my pen!”
Cutting Comment
“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
Married Life
A married couple comes to the marriage counsellor. The wife complains: We were having a perfect marriage until his girlfriend started dating my boyfriend.
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