Laugh Quote
“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”– Abraham Lincoln
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
What are you doing about your weight?
Dressing it in fabulous clothes and taking it out on the town
Teacher And Student
Just perfect Sir
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That’s good.
Pupil: Good? That’s perfect!
Corny Chat Up Line
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Business Joke
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
No mind.
No business.
Cutting Comment
“Well, at least your mom thinks you’re pretty.”
Married Life
Always cold
A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia.
The judge told him: “In 20 years on the bench, I have never heard such a disgusting and immoral thing. Give me a good reason why I shouldn’t lock you up and throw away the key.”
The man replied: “I will give you 3 good reasons:
(1) It’s none of your damn business.
(2) She was my wife.
(3) I didn’t know she was dead because she always acted that way!”
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