Laugh Quote
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”– Albert Einstein
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: What are you doing about your weight?
Wise Guy: My weight is fine, what are you doing about your rudeness?
Teacher And Student
Alphabetical order
Teacher: Give a sentence beginning with “I”.
Student: I is…
Teacher: Stop there, you need to begin with “I am”
Student: Okay…I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Corny Chat Up Line
If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
Business Joke
Idle hands.
Two friends, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, “So, you’ve got your own company, huh? How lucky!”
The other replied, “Just a small one, nothing to be proud of.”
Disbelieving, the first queried, “Small? How many people work in your company?”
The other sadly answered, “About half of them.”
Cutting Comment
“I clapped because it’s finished, not because I like it.”
Married Life
The white and black of it all
A little girl finally got to attend a wedding for the first time. While in the church, the girl asked her mother: “why is the bride dressed in white?” The mother replied to the girl: “because white is the colour of happiness and it’s the happiest day of her life today.”
After a little bit, the girl looks up at her mother and says: “But, then why is the groom wearing black?
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