Laugh Quote
“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension
and love causes it.” – Woody Allen
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: (from doctor to patient) So, how are you today?
Wise Guy: Great! I just really like your company.
Corny Chat Up Line
My love for you is like diarrhoea; I just can’t hold it in.
Business Joke
An employee goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“Sorry, but we’re short-handed,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says the employee. “I knew I could count on you!”
Cutting Comment
“I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
Married Life
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I’m referring to?” “You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.” The man lowered his head and said, “Wedding cake.”
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