Laugh Quote
Be careful when reading health books, because you can die of a misprint.
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
QUESTION: Seems like you don’t know how to have fun. Do you?
Wise Guy: You’re right. I’m outta here.
Corny Chat Up Line
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Business Joke
What the boss said
An employee is getting to know her new co-workers when the topic of her last job comes up.
“Why did you leave that job?” asked one co-worker.
“It was something my boss said,” the woman replied.
“Why? What did he say?” the co-worker asked.
“You’re fired.”
Cutting Comment
“It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.” –
Married Life
In-laws
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
“Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”
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