Laugh Quote
In theory, everything works.
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: What is the main reason for failure?
Wise Guy: Exams.
Corny Chat Up Line
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Business Joke
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, “You missed work yesterday, didn’t you?”
I said, “No, not particularly.”
Cutting Comment
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” -George Carlin
Married Life
Peace and quiet
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “What’s wrong, why are you so down today?”
The man said, “My wife and I got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said, “So what’s wrong with that”?
The man said, “Well the month is up tonight”.
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