Laugh Quote
The last thing I want to do is hurt you… but it’s still on the list.
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Is that yours???
Wise Guy: Actually I took it out of your wallet.
Corny Chat Up Line
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Business Joke
Management systems
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
- A roomful – they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
- None, they like to keep employees in the dark.
- “This topic was resumed from last week’s discussion but is an incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile …”
- “We’ve formed a task-force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.”
Cutting Comment
“Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.” – Frank Lloyd Wright
Married Life
Kiss a stranger?
Wife: “Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he leaves for work. Why don’t you do that?”
Husband: “How can I? I don’t even know her.”
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