Laugh Quote
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television. -Woody Allen
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Are you a snob?
Wise Guy: No, just a slob. That must have been a typo.
Cutting Comment
“You found it offensive? I found it funny. That’s why I’m happier than you.” – Ricky Gervais
Married Life
Once is enough
During a heartfelt chat with her friend about relationships, one woman sighed and said, “You know, if something happened to Kunle, I don’t think I could ever marry again.”
Her friend nodded sympathetically. “I know what you mean,” she said. “Once is enough.”
Teacher Student
Math Teacher: “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?”
Student: “A drinking problem.”
Corny Chat Up Line
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
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