LAUGH QUOTE
“Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment.”– Betty White
TEACHER AND STUDENT
Please study
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean…” she whispers, ” I would do…anything.” He returns her gaze. “Anything?” Anything.” His voice softens. “Anything??” “Absolutely anything.” His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you…study?”
CUTTING COMMENT
I like long walks, especially when people who annoy me take them. –Fred Allen
MARRIED LIFE
Lessons in marriage
On their 25th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Joseph was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.
“Tell us Joseph, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?”
Joseph responds, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all.”
“It teaches you loyalty, meekness, forbearance, self-restraint, forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t have needed if you’d stayed single.”
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