Laugh Quote
The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. – George Jessel
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Seems like you don’t know how to have fun. Do you?
Wise Guy: Sure I do. Tell me when it starts.
Corny Chat Up Line
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Dating Joke
Pretty awful
The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend. Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly
Business Joke
If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it…
Then my illegal logging business is a success.
Cutting Comment
Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.
Married Life
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.”
He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”
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