Laugh Quote
Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
Knock! Knock!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
Wise Guys Answer To Stupid Question
Question: Did you catch that fish?
Wise Guy: No, I talked him into giving himself up.
Corny Chat Up Line
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Business Joke
A young executive is leaving the office late one evening when he finds the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.
“Listen,” says the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work for me?”
“Sure,” the young executive says.
He turns the machine on, inserts the paper, and presses the start button.
“Excellent, excellent!” says the CEO as his paper disappears inside the machine. “I just need one copy.”
Cutting Comment
“It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.” – Caron de Beaumarchais
Married Life
My wife and I have agreed never to go to bed angry with one another. So far we’ve been up for three weeks.
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