Holy Humour
man talking to God:
MAN: “God, how long is a million years?”
GOD: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
MAN: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
GOD “To me it’s a penny.”
MAN: “God, may I have a penny?”
GOD: “Wait a minute.”
THINK ABOUT IT
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard
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LONG WAY OFF
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. – Ellen DeGeneres
WAIT A SEC
An eight-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the garden and asked him, “Daddy, what is sex?”
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, then decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer.
He proceeds to tell her about the “birds and the bees.” When he finished explaining, the little girl was staring at him with her mouth wide open. The father asked her, “Why did you ask this question?”
The little girl replied, “mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs.”