HOLY HUMOUR
A Sunday school teacher began her lesson with a question, “Boys and girls, what do we know about God?”
A hand shot up in the air. “He is an artist!” said the kindergarten boy.
“Really? How do you know?” the teacher asked.
”You know – Our Father, who does art in Heaven… “
BIG DEAL.
A prisoner, after many years, is finally released.
He runs around yelling, “I’m free! I’m free!”
A little kid walks up to him and says, “So what, I’m 4.”
LYING POSTRATE
Two men were talking over launch in the office canteen. One was telling the other about a fight he’d had with his wife. “In the end,” he said, “I had her begging on her knees.”
“What did she say?” asked the coworker.
“She told me to come out from under the bed.”
PET NAME.
A man kills a baboon and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The father said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The little boy screamed to his sister, “Don’t eat it. It’s a baboon!”
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