Holy Humour
Gather at the River
A pastor was completing a sermon on abstaining from drinking alcohol.
With great expression, he said, “If I had all of the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”
With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all of the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”
And then finally, he thundered, “And if I had all of the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”
The church was silent. Not a single congregant made a sound. The music leader then stood up hesitantly and said, “For our closing song, let us sing the hymn: ‘Shall We Gather at the River’”
Sunday Quote
“The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep.”
The Sunday Joke
Price of the Sermon
One Sunday morning, a pastor announced to his congregation: “Friends, I have here in my hands three sermons: a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour. Now, we’ll take the offering and see which one I’ll deliver.”
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