Holy Humour
“Welcome to heaven!” Saint Peter said. I give all newcomers a guided tour, so please follow me and be prepared to be amazed.” Peter then led the new arrivals on a breathtaking tour of heaven, showing them everything from the streets of gold to the tree of life. Finally, he led them to a vast worship hall with numerous doors on either side. He opened one door to reveal people singing praises to God. “These are the Baptists.” He then opened another door to reveal people praising God, lifting their hands and speaking in tongues. “These are the Pentecostals.” Door by door, all earth’s religions and sects were revealed. But approaching the last door, Peter made a shushing sign and whispered, “These souls are from the Churches of Christ; they think they’re the only ones here!”
Sunday Quote
Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little, just to be funny.
The Sunday Joke
Time Out
A pastor who was known for his lengthy sermons noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service.
Afterwards, the pastor asked the man where he had gone.
‘I went to get a haircut,’ the man replied.
‘Why didn’t you do that before the service?’ the pastor exclaimed.
‘Well,’ the man said, ‘because I didn’t need one then.’
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