Holy Humour
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A pastor decided to visit his church members on Saturday.
At one particular house, it was clear to the pastor that someone was home, but nobody came to the door.
The pastor knocked and knocked but no-one answered so finally took out his card and wrote on the back:
Revelation 3:20 – “Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in and dine with him and he with me.”
The next day the same card showed up in the collection plate. Below the pastor’s message was another scripture passage. It read: Genesis 3:10 – “I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked and I hid myself.”
Sunday Quote
Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen.
Sunday Joke
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A Guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night around 11 pm he gathered some courage and sent her a text saying – “I love you, I want to date you. Please reply and tell how you fell about my proposition”.A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone.
He was so scared and tensed up to read it that night so he decided not to check the content of the reply until the next morning when he would be less tense.
When he woke up the next day he prayed fervently that the message will be positive. He then did his morning chores, brushed his teeth, had his bath, dressed up and ate his breakfast. He then picked his phone to read the message. This was the response he read: “Dear customer you have insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again”.
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