Holy Humour
We hear you
The church council met to discuss the pastor’s compensation package for the coming year. After the meeting, the chair of the council told the pastor: “We are very sorry, Pastor, but we decided that we cannot give you a raise next year.”
“But you must give me a raise,” said the pastor. “I am but a poor preacher!”
“l know,” the council chair said. “We hear you every Sunday.”
Sunday Quote
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. – Bertrand Russel
Sunday Joke
Hour of death
The Christian barber had been thinking he should share his faith with his customers more, and one night in prayer he decided to witness to the first customer who walked in the next morning.
Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, “I want a shave!”
The barber said, “Certainly. I’ll be with you in a moment.” He went in the back of his shop and prayed: “Lord, I’m going to witness to this man, so help me to know just the right thing to say. Amen.”
Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and a Bible in the other while saying “Good morning sir. I have a question for you: Are you ready to die?”
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