Holy Humour
Bible Study
Richard, my friend’s little grandson came home from Sunday School and I asked him what they had studied.
His reply was, ‘Nothing.’
So I asked him, ‘Didn’t you study Jesus?’
Richard’s reply was, ‘No, he wasn’t even there.’
Sunday Quote
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. – Steven Weinberg
Sunday Joke
Landlord
A large, well-built man visited the vicarage and asked to see the vicar’s wife, who was well known for her charity. As he spoke to her he said in a voice breaking with emotion, ‘I’d like to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned out into the streets unless someone pays their N100, 000 rent arrears.’
‘How frightful!’ exclaimed the vicar’s wife. ‘May I ask who you are?’
The enormous visitor wiped his eyes with his handkerchief and wailed, ‘I’m their landlord.’
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